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Tyson Farms – Grease Monkey

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$254.99$999.99

This batch of premium cannabis was grown by Tyson Farms in Okanagan, BC
Size –
Medium-Large
Texture – Sticky, Med Dense, High Sugar
Flavour
– Gassy, Dank
THC Content – 30%
Common Usage – Stress, Depressed, Pain
Effects – Sleepy, Uplifted, Relaxed

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Grease Monkey Strain Information :

Grease Monkey is an indica-dominant hybrid from Exotic Genetix, the breeders who have given us standout strains like Kimbo Kush and Starfighter. Grease Monkey is a cross between the couch-locking indica Gorilla Glue and Exotic’s own hybrid Cookies and Cream. It imparts a thick and lazy body stone, while providing some subtle mental stimulation. Grease Monkey also carries the sweet and musky flavor profile that will be familiar to fans of strains in the Girl Scout Cookies family. Grease Monkey’s potency has been measured at between 16% and 30% THC.

Grease Monkey’s buds have a characteristically indica appearance, with dense and solid buds of medium size. The flowers adhere in elongated, conical shapes. The leaves themselves appear pale green and are shot through with hairy, dark orange pistils. Perhaps most impressively, sticky white trichomes cling like frost to the inner and outer surfaces of the buds, accounting for this strain’s trippy effects and making it very difficult to break apart without the help of a grinder.

Flowers of Grease Monkey give off an odor that is simultaneously sweet and skunky. The influence of Chemdawg and Sour Diesel — by way of parent strain Gorilla Glue — are clear in the astringent, fuel-like top notes. On closer inspection, a more complex sweetness becomes evident.

Consumers may pick up on some creamy vanilla aromas, alongside a yeasty, bread-like base. Grinding up or breaking open the flowers yields a bit of spice and pepper, evidence of OG Kush in parent strain Girl Scout Cookies’ background. Grease Monkey gives off a smooth smoke when combusted; it tastes distinctly like vanilla with the clashing flavor of gasoline. Smokers looking to keep their consumption discreet should beware, as this can be a particularly pungent flower.

Grease Monkey eases users into its high, starting with a faint pressure in the face, particularly around the eyes and temples. Within minutes, it radiates a warmth that spreads through the core and limbs, pulverizing lingering muscular tension. As they feel themselves relax, smokers may also notice that their powers of perception are also sharpened. External stimuli like sights or sounds may take on new dynamics. Furthermore, a cerebral mindset may take over, making users jump from one thought to the next. These trippy, thoughtful effects can lend themselves to free-flowing conversation or simply daydreaming. As the high wears on, Grease Monkey’s indica side takes over, pinning users in place and leading them to engage in more passive activities like watching TV or eating — in fact, Grease Monkey has especially been known to stoke hunger. Although higher doses of the strain can pull users into a deep sleep, in average amounts, it is a good choice for morning or daytime use, providing a good balance of mental and physical effects.

Just as it has many recreational uses, Grease Monkey also has a variety of applications for medical cannabis patients. It can be a balm for the symptoms of mild to moderate stress and depression, taking the edge off of patients’ frazzled day to day lives. Its sedative properties can also soothe aches and pains of all kinds, whether temporary or chronic. Meanwhile, anti-inflammatory effects can prove to be an effective treatment for everyday discomforts like nausea. In high enough doses, Grease Monkey can counteract insomnia, lulling smokers into a deep and restful sleep. Because of the initial risk of out-of-control “mind race,” this strain may not be the best choice for patients who are prone to panic.

Exotic Genetix has made seeds of Grease Monkey available online for those who wish to grow it themselves. It can be successfully cultivated indoors or out, although outdoor growing environments should maintain constant humidity and daytime temperatures between 72 and 80 degrees Fahrenheit. Plants can grow tall, but can be kept at a manageable height if growers trim and prune branches early on in the vegetative stage. Grease Monkey flowers within 8 to 9 weeks when grown indoors and offers a high yield of flowers. This can also be a very stinky grow and those looking to keep their operations under wraps should invest in odor control measures like exhaust fans.

Better suited to a lazy day than a productive one, Grease Monkey is valued for its hazy and mellow properties. It’s great as a sweet treat to enjoy with either your morning coffee or your evening dessert.

Weight

ounce, HALF POUND

9 reviews for Tyson Farms – Grease Monkey

  1. Scooby Dank

    At first sight the lineage of this strain is very apparent; With big beefy nugs, Grease Monkey looks just as one would expect given its parent genetics of Cookies and Cream and Gorilla Glue 4. This bud is perfect in a pipe as it burns exceptionally well. If I smoke too slowly, there are certain strains where I have to relight the bowl a few times along the way, but with this stuff the cherry pulls right on through every time smooth as can be. I enjoy the taste — I found it somewhat sweet with a flavour that is almost lemon-like.

    This weed is most commonly found in the form of an indica dominant hybrid, however, this batch was the rarer phenotype of Grease Monkey that is actually a sativa dominant hybrid instead. It’s a nice all purpose weed that doesn’t necessarily knock you out nor wake you up, but I did find it to be somewhat couch-locking accompanied by a very mentally spaced out high. I will say that after a few hours of smoking this stuff I began to notice a slight paranoia or anxiety. It was almost unnoticeable to me, but I’m not really prone to that sort of thing in regards to cannabis. So that said, if you often find yourself anxious or paranoid with certain strains, you might want to avoid this one. Otherwise it’s a great choice.

  2. Flame Chaser

    Exactly as I had expected!! True Grease Monkey!! Fantastic quality of flower and the perfect cure for my preference, may be a lil dry for some who prefer a more spongie, fresh and sticky texture but that’s where a Boveda or Boost pack will come in handy.

    The aroma n flavour are exactly the same as when we grew it and I’m so pleased with that plus the buds are mostly good sized n nicely caked in glittering trichomes. Really wish I would have payed the extra n bought another pound of this rather than the G-13 that turned out to be a major disappointment.
    I will definitely order again when it’s available in wholesale quantity again.

  3. ezjay001

    Very nice Buds lots of crystal. Lite green dense buds with orange/red hairs. At first I thought wow! After I smoked it I was still in Wow. Not for beginners. This will definitely make you happy. Especially for the price!

  4. AI

    I like that I didn’t need my grinder for this, a lot of the indica-heavy cannabis I like is too sticky, so this was easy to roll up. Big green buds, smelled nice in the bag and brought on a very relaxing high. I got mad munchies from this indica-dominant strain, so make sure you’re prepared, otherwise you’ll be calling for food delivery lol The high didn’t last as long for me because I’m used to stronger indica, but for the price point, flavour and mellow, relaxing effects, 4.5/5 🙂

  5. Budlova

    Best site for price and quality great strain

  6. Clarence S

    it gives a good high, nice mellow mood, for me anyways. I’m definitely going to get some more

  7. Robertsander

    very nice strain flaworwise it tasted a bit like leaf and i had a big memory loss from it

  8. Kentavioushelp

    good strain strong heady high that falls into a nice relaxation and slight drunkie feeling

  9. Nowhere

    Gives you a good high, very body relaxing, low activity, very talkative

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