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Enigma Extracts Shatter Grease Monkey

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Grease Monkey is a sweet, earthy strain with strong skunky overtones. Created by Exotic Genetix, Grease Monkey is a cross of GG4 x Cookies and Cream. This strain saddles the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that may soften the blow of chronic pain, nausea, and stress. While defined as a hybrid, this Grease Monkey’s deep relaxation will naturally lead some consumers toward sleep, so mind your dosage.

Why is my order on hold?

Once you place an order, it automatically goes ON-HOLD.

Once we receive your payment, your order status will change to PROCESSING.
You will also be sent a payment confirmation email as well.

Once your order is complete, we will issue you a tracking number and your order status will be changed to COMPLETE
Your tracking number will be sent via email by 7:30-8PM EASTERN TIME

When will my e-transfer be accepted?

Our accountant accepts all payments within a few hours of it being received.

Payments sent after 1PM EASTERN TIME (ONTARIO) will be accepted within a few hours, as these payments are for orders to be processed the next following business day.

Why?

Our payment cut off time is 1PM EASTERN TIME (ONTARIO) meaning, payments made before 1PM on the business day of shipping will be accepted within an hour or so and the order will be shipped out as well.

Weekend Hours

Your payments generally will arrive however please note payments on Saturday will usually be accepted around different time slots as our accountant does take a few hours off, but we do accept all payments and process your order to ship out first thing Monday.

PLEASE NOTE WEEKENDS THE POST OFFICE IS CLOSED SO WE ARE UNABLE TO SHIP PACKAGES

Why does my tracking number say "ELECTRONIC SHIPMENT RECEIVED"

We create your tracking number in-house to provide you the most efficient service.

However your tracking number will always update by 7:30PM – 8PM EASTERN TIME ONTARIO As that is when we drop off your package at the local post office.

How does the 35-45% off work?

To clarify how our discount system works is when you add 8 Ounces into your cart (doesn’t matter which strain) or if it is the same strain, your cart will automatically apply 45% off, which you will see the discounted price.

This allows you to build your own half pound while paying the closest and most preferred half pound price for all the strains you’ve selected.

If you wanted less variety, anything with 3 or more ounces qualifies you for 35% off your entire order

– With 3 Quarter Pounds, you get 10% off and with 4 Quarter Pounds you get 15% off

These discounts do not apply to Hash / Kief / Shatter / Concentrates, only Cannabis Flowers.

Whichever option you choose, the dollar $ automatically ends up being very close or on par with one another.

How long does shipping take?

We offer FREE Xpresspost Shipping via Canada Post.

Shipping generally takes about 2-3 business days to the majority of parts of Canada. Please note depending on your city (usually smaller populations) will be 3-5 business days.

NOTE
The post office is closed Saturdays and Sundays, so all orders placed from Friday evening, Saturday and Sunday will be shipped out first thing Monday

Last, please note that cut off time is 3pm PST.

Haven't received a tracking number yet after 24 hours?

If you have not received a tracking number after 24 hours, this is an indication that your order is still ON HOLD

Meaning we have not received your payment, please revise your bank records and see if the payment was successfully sent to our email address that was provided at check out.

If your order is PROCESSING and you do not have a tracking number by 8 PM EASTERN TIME (ONTARIO) the following business day, please contact us immediately at bulkweedinbox(at)protonmail.com, and we can definitely provide you an update =)

What is a Boveda Pack?

A boveda package is a humidity package which can improve the quality of marijuana cannabis by setting the flower to the right humidity level.

Here is a short video on how it works

This is very popular and keeps your flower super fresh, and gives it the best potential for the highest quality smoke possible =)

How do we package your order?

We ship your package with the utmost and vigorous high-quality standards.

Your products are vacuum sealed TWICE into a smell proof bag which eliminates all odors to provide you a discrete and secure shipment right to your door.

We then package your sealed products into an Amazon style Parcel box, with tissue paper to conceal the contents, and tape your box with tamper tape.

The tamper-tape is to provide you peace of mind that nobody has tampered with your shipment during shipment time =).

For more information please read our full FAQ’S page
https://bulkweedinbox.com/faq/

How to Register / Create an Account? - What are the requirements?

To create an account, please go to https://bulkweedinbox.com/register/ and fill out all the credentials required

What is required to create an account?

– We require you to be of the age of 19+ in compliance with Canadian Laws WE DO NOT SELL TO MINORS

– We require a valid Canadian shipping address (to ship your package)

– We require you to have a Canadian bank account (to send your payment)

Grease Monkey Strain Information

Grease Monkey is an indica-dominant hybrid from Exotic Genetix, the breeders who have given us standout strains like Kimbo Kush and Starfighter. Grease Monkey is a cross between the couch-locking indica Gorilla Glue and Exotic’s own hybrid Cookies and Cream. It imparts a thick and lazy body stone, while providing some subtle mental stimulation. Grease Monkey also carries the sweet and musky flavor profile that will be familiar to fans of strains in the Girl Scout Cookies family. Grease Monkey’s potency has been measured at between 16% and 30% THC.

Grease Monkey’s buds have a characteristically indica appearance, with dense and solid buds of medium size. The flowers adhere in elongated, conical shapes. The leaves themselves appear pale green and are shot through with hairy, dark orange pistils. Perhaps most impressively, sticky white trichomes cling like frost to the inner and outer surfaces of the buds, accounting for this strain’s trippy effects and making it very difficult to break apart without the help of a grinder.

Flowers of Grease Monkey give off an odor that is simultaneously sweet and skunky. The influence of Chemdawg and Sour Diesel — by way of parent strain Gorilla Glue — are clear in the astringent, fuel-like top notes. On closer inspection, a more complex sweetness becomes evident.

Consumers may pick up on some creamy vanilla aromas, alongside a yeasty, bread-like base. Grinding up or breaking open the flowers yields a bit of spice and pepper, evidence of OG Kush in parent strain Girl Scout Cookies’ background. Grease Monkey gives off a smooth smoke when combusted; it tastes distinctly like vanilla with the clashing flavor of gasoline. Smokers looking to keep their consumption discreet should beware, as this can be a particularly pungent flower.

Grease Monkey eases users into its high, starting with a faint pressure in the face, particularly around the eyes and temples. Within minutes, it radiates a warmth that spreads through the core and limbs, pulverizing lingering muscular tension. As they feel themselves relax, smokers may also notice that their powers of perception are also sharpened. External stimuli like sights or sounds may take on new dynamics. Furthermore, a cerebral mindset may take over, making users jump from one thought to the next. These trippy, thoughtful effects can lend themselves to free-flowing conversation or simply daydreaming. As the high wears on, Grease Monkey’s indica side takes over, pinning users in place and leading them to engage in more passive activities like watching TV or eating — in fact, Grease Monkey has especially been known to stoke hunger. Although higher doses of the strain can pull users into a deep sleep, in average amounts, it is a good choice for morning or daytime use, providing a good balance of mental and physical effects.

Just as it has many recreational uses, Grease Monkey also has a variety of applications for medical cannabis patients. It can be a balm for the symptoms of mild to moderate stress and depression, taking the edge off of patients’ frazzled day to day lives. Its sedative properties can also soothe aches and pains of all kinds, whether temporary or chronic. Meanwhile, anti-inflammatory effects can prove to be an effective treatment for everyday discomforts like nausea. In high enough doses, Grease Monkey can counteract insomnia, lulling smokers into a deep and restful sleep. Because of the initial risk of out-of-control “mind race,” this strain may not be the best choice for patients who are prone to panic.

Exotic Genetix has made seeds of Grease Monkey available online for those who wish to grow it themselves. It can be successfully cultivated indoors or out, although outdoor growing environments should maintain constant humidity and daytime temperatures between 72 and 80 degrees Fahrenheit. Plants can grow tall, but can be kept at a manageable height if growers trim and prune branches early on in the vegetative stage. Grease Monkey flowers within 8 to 9 weeks when grown indoors and offers a high yield of flowers. This can also be a very stinky grow and those looking to keep their operations under wraps should invest in odor control measures like exhaust fans.

Better suited to a lazy day than a productive one, Grease Monkey is valued for its hazy and mellow properties. It’s great as a sweet treat to enjoy with either your morning coffee or your evening dessert.

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